JAMALAMZ! Selfish-Help Shoutouts

JAMALAMZ
JAMALAMZ

JAMALAMZ! Selfish-Help Shoutouts

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A JAMALAM?

Jamalamz are our first attempt at supporting our weekly JAMMERZ podcast habit. 

At it's lowest levels, it's a donation buying our unconditional love. Jamalam $20 or more and it becomes a shoutout at the end of a JAMMERZ episode, JAMALAM a little more and it becomes whatever you want it to be.  

LEVEL OF JAMMZ!:
Quantity:
JAMALAMZ ME!

YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ARE HAPPENING NOW!

{as long as your wildest dream is limited to something we can read or say at the end of a Jammerz episode.}

We get it. We get it. Everyone has a podcast, and everyone has a Patreon & crowdfunds their younger, hotter faces off & it's allllll just a big pile of "Give me money, Daddy!" Well Jammerz, we've been determined to come up with something DIFFERENT. A service that we could shill for selfish-help without feeling like selfish hacks. Enter: JAMALAMZ.

Ya know that sketchy section at the back of weekly papers's like the Village Voice, or the local late night radio ads that all became the shadiest parts of craigslist & backpage?? BOOM: Thatsa JAMALAM!

Wanna hit up a missed connection? JAMALAM!

Gotta into a fight with a significant other that you want perfect strangers to help you with? JAMALAM!

Want Wendi & Megan to roast you? JAMALAM!

Wanna ask "How do I orchestrate a 3way?" or "How's this sugar daddy thing work?" JAMALAMAZ!

You lookin for a creative way to promote your Pizza Shop / Sex Toy Store in Des Moins?? JAM'A'FUCKING'LAM MOTHERFUCKER!

Or, if you just really enjoy Jammerz the Selfish Help Podcast and could spare a few bucks to help us cover our overhead, we'd really appreciate it. It's not a recurring thing like Patreon, and we're going to try to make all of our fundraising fun as fuck... but we could really use some pennies from heaven to keep cranking out episodes. It's an ask & offer! {for those of you paying attention} 

It's simple. You select your level of JAMMZ. When you checkout you enter your JAMALAMZ request (please keep it reasonably brief), and we'll email you when your request will air. If you have any problems or need to elaborate on your request you can always email us at jammerzpod@gmail.com. The only rule is: don't be dumb. We won't bully or neg anyone besides the author or say anything that's foul beyond our admittedly loose standards.

It's a bit of a comedy / podcast/ business experiment all rolled into one.

WE ARE FRIGGIN EXCITED AND HOPE YOU ARE TOO